Score: 10

"That movie made me some the cheese"

submission: Sad2laugh

date: July 18, 2006

Sad2Laugh is the delightful tale of a dancing grey kitty who doesnt really like candy all that much, but doesn't dislike it enough to refrain from dancing on it. However, true to animutational standards, the film doesn't stick to a single plot line for very long, but changes constantly between sub-plots which weave together to make the perfect movie to watch while attempting to guess which college i'm not in.

Score: 9

"Interesting style"

submission: When Robots Attack

date: January 3, 2006

When robots attack is a non animutation collaboration of two animutators, andrew kepple and neil cicierega. set to the music of neil's "when robots attack" this movie is a single long scene that slowly rolls by with repetitive motions throughout, vaguely reminiscent of an asembly line.

Score: 10

"Teh dark side of animutation"

submission: Beer Pong (fanimutation)

date: December 29, 2005

While Beer Pong may not be the absolute first animutation ever to use death metal music for a sound track, it marks the first successful use of death metal in an animutation EVER. Note the principles of using foreign music in an animutation: 1. must be badly translated into english; and 2. that translation must hilariously not make any sense. Beer pong does both of these very well. However, Beer Pong breaks with the established lighthearted whimsical nature of most animutations, its mistranslated lyrics communicate a darker, more sinister side of animutations that many cannot fully understand.

Score: 10

"pak chooie unf"

submission: Can-O-Swedes

date: December 25, 2005

Can o' Swedes is almost an exact remake of star wars episode 3, minus spaceships, fighting, a plot, wookies, and almost everything else star wars, and the void is filled with drunken swedes singing that song from titanic and playing accordions. That said, Can o' swedes is a well done star wars episode 3 remake, with er, wait, can o swedes doesnt have anything at all to do with star wars, its a lovely animutation by world figure skatinginsocksonasmoothwoodenfloor champion andrew kepple. watch it or be doomed to a lifetime of being thought of as "uncultured"

Score: 7

"have a trophy"

submission: Gone With the Wind 1979

date: December 12, 2005

i was going to write a review of this that was going to describe this animutation in great detail, but thats not possible. instead i'll just say it was awesome and give you a prize. you win.....one of those foam insulation things that you put a drink can in to keep it somewhat cold. one with "cancun" written on it. or a picture of a surfboard. or maybe the letters of a talk radio station. i dont know.

Score: 10

"i said yah."

submission: The GrandAdventure: Sally

date: November 11, 2005

haldo
salud
she's yellow
und, hi duke
she disrobed
you will be the man to match the, fettucini
allo
allo
soon yell
pika so
some that beep
chess and voynek

...er... ok. this is a classical style animutation, with the exception of colin mochrie's absence. however, the animation is much smoother, resulting in 45% less motion sickness than most animutations. also, note that 62.3972% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Score: 8

"viewing fun without the whole family"

submission: Happy Cosmos!

date: June 26, 2005

Happy cosmos is the award winning documentary about spacetime and the continuum therof. there is a surprising amount of information contained in the brief (5 hour) lecture, which mostly consists of anchient black and white photos with sound feed directly from a college particle physics class. also included is a brief music video, in color of the heisenburgersiengraadovitch uncertainty principle, which is the theory that in an animutaional film, the viewer should not be certain as to what will happen next, and also that the viewer should not be certain of what is happening or what just happened a moment ago. also, the viewer should be informed that these reviews may or may not be helpful , thus illustrating albie grabbinyabuttok's theory of reviews. watch the movie.

Score: 8

"holy crap its 1950s style animutation"

submission: Sting of the Stingray

date: May 28, 2005

like i said, holy crap its 1950s style animutation. "Stingray" is not only different from the others in that it has big band ENGLISH music, it uses characters never before seen in this genre. Chauncey does very well in multiple roles.

Score: 8

"A grown up animutation. kinda"

submission: Viva La Animutation v2

date: May 28, 2005

Well, this one has a lot of sexual inuendos(in you windows?) other than not being a cutesy G rated film, its a pretty decent animutation.

Score: 10

"hubba hubba zoot suit"

submission: Mostly Metal Jacket

date: March 31, 2005

colin mochrie[colin mochrie] and zippy[zippy] join the allied fight to free vietmnam from charlie [bunch of viet cong figures]. before going, they recieve words of wisdom from a talking drill sergeant doll [drill sergeant doll], but it is not enough to save poor zippy from being explosured. a distraight colin deserts to canada using the master transport booth and gets a new hippie mentor[plastic Jesus figure]. newcomer carlton plays the sun almost as well as colin did in hyakoyygu-whats-its-face. this film is a joy for the whole family to watch over and over and over and over and over and over again.