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animucritic

Age/Gender: 24, Male
Location: hickam AFB
Job: USAF

i rate animutations/ fanimutations based on the following: animutated characters; variety of characters; scenery; non english music; badly translated lyrics; nonsensical plot(if any); references to other animutations; colin mochrie;

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Exp. Points: 110 / 180
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Score: 8
Viva La Animutation v2

"A grown up animutation. kinda"

date: May 28, 2005

Well, this one has a lot of sexual inuendos(in you windows?) other than not being a cutesy G rated film, its a pretty decent animutation.

Author's Response:

That's a pretty good mark from an Animutation critic ^________^

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Score: 9
Bend it Like a Knife

"good stuff"

date: May 28, 2005

First of all, this is one of the best animutations ive seen lately. The over all feel is like that of the "classical" animutaions of a few years ago, but with fresh "acting". richard simmons shows hs true talent; it appears he has been practicing since his rope swinging days, and newcomer fat bastard splits the genre wide open with a bent plastic knife.

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Score: 10
Mostly Metal Jacket

"hubba hubba zoot suit"

date: March 31, 2005

colin mochrie[colin mochrie] and zippy[zippy] join the allied fight to free vietmnam from charlie [bunch of viet cong figures]. before going, they recieve words of wisdom from a talking drill sergeant doll [drill sergeant doll], but it is not enough to save poor zippy from being explosured. a distraight colin deserts to canada using the master transport booth and gets a new hippie mentor[plastic Jesus figure]. newcomer carlton plays the sun almost as well as colin did in hyakoyygu-whats-its-face. this film is a joy for the whole family to watch over and over and over and over and over and over again.

Author's Response:

Real world misspellings of Hyakugojyuuichi:
hyakoyygu-whats-its-face
Hagoguarangi
Hakugojuuichi
Hyajewitchy
Donkeykong

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Score: 6
The Squirrel of Life

"I guess its animutation"

date: March 31, 2005

Here we have a squirrel and a bunch of other stuff moving around. while it does have animutational qualities, it seems to be missing the drug induced spontaneousity we have come to expect of animutations.

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It's a new evolutionary feature.

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Score: 7
Miko Miko NURSE!

"short and odd"

submission: Miko Miko NURSE!
date: December 19, 2004

this is probably the reason people have epilepsy.

this animutation is short and crazy, with a lot of fast flashy things going on at once. dont blink, youll miss something.

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Score: 5
Merry f@$kin' christmas

"whats this dong here?"

date: October 11, 2004

this movie is everything that an animutation is not. theres a plot, theres well drawn original characters, theres english dialogue instead of foreign pop gibberish. colin mochrie is nowhere to be seen. its a good movie, but its not animutation

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Score: 6
Hartzufim Megamix

"i dont know what that was"

submission: Hartzufim Megamix
date: October 11, 2004

this animutation is short and to gets right to the lack of a point: theres a talking cow and a talking fish conversing in a foreign language. theres a few seconds of other crap as well. good or not? we dont care. in fact we dont even care whether or not we care.

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Score: 7
fucking tutorial

"very informative"

submission: fucking tutorial
date: October 5, 2004

cool stuff. now i know how to sync up music with animation. now if i could just get around to making a movie...

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Score: 8
Gahbunga!!!

"animutation with sound"

submission: Gahbunga!!!
date: September 30, 2004

GAHBUNGA! This movie adds a new twist to the anmutation genre: the animutation of sound. i think i will call ths phenomena "PHONOMUTATION: the copy and paste mixing of peices of song in an animutation. phonomutation was seen once before in the end of the french erotic film trilogy, but ths is the first time its been used for the whole movie.

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Score: 9
WAKA LAKA LAKA!!!

"again! again!"

submission: WAKA LAKA LAKA!!!
date: September 26, 2004

this one is rather good in my opinion. i watched it twice. this movie is about 3 things that look like slugs who eventually get around to a-sploding an evil hdeout. never mind about the villain inside. there isnt one. part anmutation, part flash drawing, this movie is the thing to watch next time you get drunk

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