Score: 10

"10 fingertips up"

submission: The Fingertips Project

date: December 21, 2005

The fingertips project is the first collaboration of animutators that i know of. its also the best collaboration of animutators that i know of. A series of short scenes depict and desound(dephone?) several concepts that would otherwise be too short to make entire animutations with. as such, it quickly moves from one concept to the next without much of a sense of flow until the last scene, when all the loose threads are tied up and all mysteries are solved. (who stole the broken down shed down the road, and why? what is that goop on the kitchen floor, and is it edible?)

Score: 9

"kentucky fried animutation"

submission: Landing in a Flash Can

date: December 12, 2005

The 2nd that i know of animutation set to country music is a delightful departure from the normally garbled foreign language animutations we all know and love. landing in a flash can also departs from the norm by using modified webpages for backgrounds instead of seizure inducing flashy patterns. not that theres anything wrong with flashy patterns or seizures. overall, it was beautifully synched up with the soundtrack.

Score: 7

"have a trophy"

submission: Gone With the Wind 1979

date: December 12, 2005

i was going to write a review of this that was going to describe this animutation in great detail, but thats not possible. instead i'll just say it was awesome and give you a prize. you win.....one of those foam insulation things that you put a drink can in to keep it somewhat cold. one with "cancun" written on it. or a picture of a surfboard. or maybe the letters of a talk radio station. i dont know.

Score: 10

"i said yah."

submission: The GrandAdventure: Sally

date: November 11, 2005

haldo
salud
she's yellow
und, hi duke
she disrobed
you will be the man to match the, fettucini
allo
allo
soon yell
pika so
some that beep
chess and voynek

...er... ok. this is a classical style animutation, with the exception of colin mochrie's absence. however, the animation is much smoother, resulting in 45% less motion sickness than most animutations. also, note that 62.3972% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Score: 8

"i think i'll start wearing purple underpants"

submission: Start Wearing Purple

date: August 7, 2005

Start wearing purple are english language animutation movie that are being good like same person's movie bend it like a knife. all about the count and about purple thing with funny head. you are to watch it sooner.
ehem... This movie is one of the freshest prunes in animutation to date, with minimal overused actors and only brief appearances by colin mochrie. that guy with red circles on his cheeks did well in his leading role as the head of various animals.

Score: 9

"take off every zig"

submission: S Hawking Musical Tribute

date: June 26, 2005

andrew kepple's music video starring stephen hawking is a simple, yet elegant tribute to both elton john and mr hawking. the musical talents of the royal orchestra and microsoft sam are sure to keep repeating in my head for days.

Score: 8

"viewing fun without the whole family"

submission: Happy Cosmos!

date: June 26, 2005

Happy cosmos is the award winning documentary about spacetime and the continuum therof. there is a surprising amount of information contained in the brief (5 hour) lecture, which mostly consists of anchient black and white photos with sound feed directly from a college particle physics class. also included is a brief music video, in color of the heisenburgersiengraadovitch uncertainty principle, which is the theory that in an animutaional film, the viewer should not be certain as to what will happen next, and also that the viewer should not be certain of what is happening or what just happened a moment ago. also, the viewer should be informed that these reviews may or may not be helpful , thus illustrating albie grabbinyabuttok's theory of reviews. watch the movie.

Score: 3

"wheres the variety?"

submission: Seedot Was Caught

date: May 28, 2005

Evidently, seedot is that acorn looking thing. somehow it was caught. theres got to be more to it. NOT! this movie is the bare minimum. anything less and it wouldnt even be animutaton

Score: 8

"holy crap its 1950s style animutation"

submission: Sting of the Stingray

date: May 28, 2005

like i said, holy crap its 1950s style animutation. "Stingray" is not only different from the others in that it has big band ENGLISH music, it uses characters never before seen in this genre. Chauncey does very well in multiple roles.

Score: 7

"An epic tale"

submission: Joey

date: May 28, 2005

Joey is the epic tale of joey, who doesnt own a rivet gun. Well, its not epic. but it is a decent animutaion with perfectly synched up audo and video. Its only downfall is its repetitive nature.